I could be serious competition to Jim Carrey. How many of you can do the following?
• Stumble and fall thrice a day.
• Get your hair caught in the little fans in the back seat of a car. Get stuck there till the others have finished laughing and deign to release you from the awkward position.
• Start the shower when you need the tap and drench yourself just when you are all dressed up for work.
• Bump your head against everything that is within the reach of your head. Come to think of it, bump your head against everything whether or not it is within the reach of your head.
• Manage to drop important papers that you are need to give to your client in front of a moving car on a rainy day. And then later try and justify to yourself that the tire marks on the white typed sheets look just fine. After all you work in a design agency!
• Carry around a huge bag with all kinds of things in it. (You can be serious competition to Mary Poppins.) And then when your boss asks for a pen, you need to take out all the contents of the bag, one by one. It takes approximately ten minutes by which time he’s already taken it from someone else.
• Get a giggling fit just when you need to portray the image of a mature, responsible and serious adult.
• Do everything that is right wrongly and everything that is wrong rightly (so basically you do everything wrong!) and yet not be hated for it.