I saw a signage for a women’s clinic yesterday, which said
‘BEAMS
CLINIC FOR WOMEN’

Beams? Why beams? That got me thinking. Some of my theories:
§ The doctor beams at the patients when he treats them
§ The nurses do a beam-dance (like a pole-dance) in the clinic
§ The women are tied up to beams when treated
§ The check-ups are done in beams of light
§ The clinic people live in the beams or perhaps the entire clinic is set on the beams
§ They give the beam-treatment: audio-beams, light-beams, etc
§ The mode of payment is using a beam (and the rest of the balance as well) – give as much money as the weight of medicines subscribed
§ The doctors are like Spidermen and keep crawling up and down from the beams in the ceilings

More theories are welcome.