According to my calculations, the rate at which I am sneezing and the rate at which the force of my sneezes are increasing, the 17th next sneeze from now I shall be propelled from the earth at a velocity higher than the escape velocity and will become yet another satellite orbiting in space.

But before that, the water running though my nose and my eyes shall cure the world of all its water deficiency problems.

No water problem (the resolver), the creator and sustainer of (cold) virus on earth (they say human beings are virus too) and omnipresent in space from where I shall spy on everyone and giggle at their fates. Man, I shall be God!

Gesundheit!!