A guy in my office claims to know how to read hands. So I, like any typical girl, went up to him wanting to know deep and profound things about my future. He looked up after five long minutes of staring intensely at palms and I thought, ‘Here it comes. The prophecy. Mystical secrets about my obscured future’. And he said, “You have really soft hands.”
#$%^ &*@@$$ !!!!!!!