Monday, June 12, 2006

Do you believe that you have a ‘soul mate’? One person somewhere in this world who has been made just for you? The yin to your yang or the yang to your yin. Do you pine for that one perfect person? Do you think that your present relationship is a compromise? Do you live on the eternal hope that the next person you meet might be ‘the one’? Or do you long to get back with ‘the love of your life’ and back into the relationship that broke up six years ago? Did you meet your soul mate on a train, or perhaps on a bus, and saw him/her walk away, knowing that you may never meet anyone more perfect for you?

If you are, then brace yourself for the biggest shock of your life. Prepare to hear the truth.

The truth is that the concept of ‘soul mate’ is one of the biggest hoaxes of all times. A deceit so cruel and destructive, for it constantly plays on the human mind and creates a constant craving for a state of being that does not exist.

The members of the society of those-who-know-it-all have in the past two decades uncovered several theories to the origin of ‘soul mate’.

One theory is that the concept of ‘soul mate’ was instigated in seventh century BC by members of the then ruling religion Savemen. The House of Savemen believed that the intrinsic polygamous nature of man would doom mankind. Sex was taboo and sex with more than one person a sin. They understood well the reverse psychology of humans and declaring it a sin would never work. And thus to save men, the concept of the ‘soul mate’ originated.

There is another popular theory. This theory refutes that Eve was the first woman to be created. Actually, God created several women, in fact thousands of women. They were created from the hair on Adam’s head, one woman from every strand of hair. (And thus, the tendency of men to go bald. But that is a separate discussion altogether and we shall not delve on it today.) Adam had the choice of any woman he wanted. Imagine one man and thousands of women to choose from. The only hitch was that once he became bald he looked rather queer and none of women wanted to be with him, with the exception Eve who was almost blind (and thus the origin of the phrase ‘love is blind’). Adam loved Eve dearly but his ego was bruised. That was when he decided to propagate the concept of ‘soul mate’ to all future generations.

There are several more theories including one about a group of Extra Terrestrial scientists who were experimenting on earth and psychologically created the idea of ‘soul mate’ in the human mind to test it as a population-control measure. The experiment was a disastrous failure and the Extra Terrestrial scientists soon abandoned Earth and returned to their galaxy far far away.

To read the complete paper ‘Soul mate = Sole Mate?’ The Theories of ‘soul mate’ published by The Society of those-who-know-it-all, email to service@ those-who-know-it-all.com

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're all but our own MENTAL CONSTRUCTS,constructs that in the end lead us into a sublime NOTHINGNESS.

June 12, 2008 at 1:59 PM  

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