Awright. For those who actually attempted to count the number of oxymorons in the post dated March 23, there were a total of 26 oxymorons. Zat ees raight! All of twenty-six.
The list is as given below:
1. act naturally
2. find missing
3. resident aliens
4. pretty ugly
5. almost exactly
6. twelve-pound ounce cakes
7. tight slacks
8. genuine imitation
9. living dead
10. Good grief
11. silent scream
12. soft rock
13. passive aggression
14. butt head
15. terribly pleased
16. alone together
17. small crowd
18. Government organizations
19. Peace Force
20. extinct life
21. child proof
22. Synthetic natural Gas
23. plastic glasses
24. tape live
25. definite maybe
26. Now then