You know you’re single when
~ The only guy who you meet up with on the weekend is the Security man in your office (who recognizes your name from among the 100 employees in the office)
~ The only physical comforting you get is when the adopted office stray chooses to hump your leg
~ The only guy who calls you twenty times a day is your Client
~ It is taken for granted that your (female) roommate will be your date for all evening outs.
~You get invited for every office do. You obviously don’t have a boy friend you’d rather spend the evening with.
~ People assume that they can dump you with all the work they don’t want to do and that you, of course, have no life BECAUSE YOU ARE SINGLE and would welcome any such work.
~ When you go for funerals and amongst all the weeping and sobbing the elderly folks find time to pass comment to your parents about your marital status.
~ The only guy who you meet up with on the weekend is the Security man in your office (who recognizes your name from among the 100 employees in the office)
~ The only physical comforting you get is when the adopted office stray chooses to hump your leg
~ The only guy who calls you twenty times a day is your Client
~ It is taken for granted that your (female) roommate will be your date for all evening outs.
~You get invited for every office do. You obviously don’t have a boy friend you’d rather spend the evening with.
~ People assume that they can dump you with all the work they don’t want to do and that you, of course, have no life BECAUSE YOU ARE SINGLE and would welcome any such work.
~ When you go for funerals and amongst all the weeping and sobbing the elderly folks find time to pass comment to your parents about your marital status.
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