I seem to be perpetually PMSing for the past few months. I read somewhere that a woman in England was acquitted of murdering her husband on account of her PMSing. So all of you, who have been victims of my moodiness, my (uncharacteristic) temper bouts, my silence, my “Can I call you back?” and then not doing so, my snapping and my not keeping in touch, please don’t convict me. I plead PMS.