Your silence speaks no words.

Me: Men! I tell you.
T: I know just what you are saying. Men!
Me: What’s the point of being a man if you just can’t ask a girl out?
T: I know just what you are saying. If I were a man I’d be asking every girl out.
Me: I know in today’s day and age even women can ask men out but I feel in some things its best to follow tradition.
T: I know just what you are saying. If I were a man I would ask a woman out before she could ask me.
Me: I just don’t understand it. If both the guy and the girl know that there’s something happening between them then why can’t he just say something! Just hold her hand if nothing else.
T: I know just what you are saying. If I were a man I would not hesitate in holding a girl’s hand.
Me: Sigh.
T: Sigh
A dreamy ‘If I were a man..’ silence ensued.
T (as the thought suddenly struck her): But if I were a guy we wouldn’t be friends like we are now.
Me: Yes, but you would have probably asked me out. Then we’d have a thing.
Two overactive brains imagining ‘What if we had had an affair…’
T, Me: Ewww eww eww
T: If I were a guy I would never ask you out.
Me (a little miffed): Thanks. Anyway, even if you asked me out I would not go out with you.
Me (T’s statement just struck home): Why would you not ask me out? You men! I tell you.