I work 18 hours a day so I can earn enough money to pay the ridiculous rent of a tiny place where I am staying only because it is close enough to my office for me not to spend unnecessary time on commuting and thus be able to work 18 hours a day.

The other day I read an article on tolerance of pain. It stated that physiologically men don’t feel pain in the same quantum as women. Men, because of their hormonal constitution and testosterones have a higher tolerance of pain. It sure is ironic, considering it’s the women who have to tolerate all the pain in the world- child-bearing, waxing, upper-lip threading, dieting et al.
Really, if there were no testosterone, men would be crying like Shah Rukh Khan all the time.

I have become the female human version of Marvin, the Paranoid Android.
When people greet me “Hi... wassup.. how’s life..”, my standard response has become “Life? Don't talk to me about life!... Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.”

I need a mood implant, soon.